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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

-----The Ultimate test for your Hokkien!!!!

Singalella why become rich

Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh. Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot smell.

But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one only your sister got standard."

Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder, tap pai how. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an chua boh kee yio?". So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money."

So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh. At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just when Ah Ming told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho fliend!". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch here and there. But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor, eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.

GAUGE YOUR COMMAND OF HOKKIEN...

1.Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly - Hokkien a-sai

2.Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly - chiar lat

3.Don't understand story and/or catch no ball - leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien

4.Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh chai leow.

kk. blog kk.

story time ! :D

Once upon a time hor, got one girl called Little Led Liding Hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house.

Morning she alleady go out one, she got take one basket to put flower. She doh wan to walk long-long so go take shot cut.

Wah!!! She dono got one animal follow her leh! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door lah!" she talk.
Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one."

Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside the door......

Oh, solly solly......open the door and go inside the house, she see her Ah Mah on top of the bed.

She go ask Ah Mah. "Ah Mah, how come your eye so vely big one hah?"
"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your year vely long one hah?"
"So vely easy to hear you laah!!!!"

"Ah Mah, how come......."
"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you......never die before is it?"
"Soly lah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".
"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal one you know......."

Wah! Little Led Liding Hoot vely scared alleady, she scleam vely loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside stomach alleady.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led Liding Hoot become shit alleady......

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Mary why you so lazy?

Post yi ge blog entry lei.

Stupid noob don't know how type 1 word entry :((((((((

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

HIHI.

YESTERDAY

MORNING

STAY

HOME.

WANTING CAME,

WAIT NICHOLAS,

NICHOLAS CAME

THEN NICH GO WORK

ME AND WANTING GO VIVO.

SEARCH FOR SLIPPER.

I SAY GO GIANT.

THEN WE WENT. AND SAW SLIPPER.

$6.89. LOLOLOL AND BOUGHT MAGGIE MEE

BOUGHT M&M WORTH $3.80 USING $0.01.

LOL. ACTUALLY, NO COUNT. IS FREE. LOL..

THEN GO SAKAE.

BUFFET.

WAIT EVELYN.

CONTINUE BUFFET.

END LE GO WALKWALK.

THEY PULL ME INTO BRA SHOP.

ITE, THEY BOUGHT SOMETHING FOR THEMSELF

THEN GO EAT YOGHURT.

AND HOME.

COM

SLP

`````````````````````````

TODAY WAKE

BATHE

EAT

COM.

LATER GOING TV

THEN SLP

SAD LIFE.

TMR WORK

SIAN DIE

LONELY ME.

LOL

END

I BLOGGED AGAIN.

BYE...

Saturday, January 22, 2011

kkk

i blog liao

dont complain

today went bugis

within first 5 mins,

bought 2 black pants for work

total = $36

then

went walk around bugis

for hours

and bought...

$2.50 bubble tea only!

omg. too pro.

control myself for buying things for de sake of buying..

not like nicholas chin

anyway, happy belated birthday .

kk. back to topic

then mos burger for dinner

arcade ->reflec beat

then home.

still need buy black slippers -.-

hopefully, tmr can make my parents go hypermarket

so that i can throw things into the trolley...

and they shall pay for it (Y) !

work on mon 12-11

12-11 ! wtf? for beginner worker =.=

best no bus home.

but shld be got -.-

if no bus = i debate to my dad = ask them come fetch/buy bicycle for me

OR ELSE, pay for my cab fare? hehe

omg. sun got work.

sun i get my pocket money from dad

means i no more pocket money?

zzzzzzzzzz

hopefully he give still :D

then working de pay = extra income.

put in bank earn interest.

:DDDDD

kkk. end soon

OMG ! WHAT A LONG POST !

SO LONG NO BLOG JIU POST SO LONG.

KK. NO COMPLAIN LIAO HAO MA? :DDD

GOODNIGHT/MORNING

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Lets play a game !
but must agree to de rule first kk.
2 only. no kick de.

Rule#1 : Mary is always right.
Rule#2 : If mary is wrong, refer to Rule#1

now, u can choose de game
:D

Saturday, September 11, 2010

OI MARY LEE !
STUDY LA !